The year began. Everyone was really happy, and started using this new word, 'Amazeballs'. Some people liked it, but some people didn't... Of all the protests this year, this one was perhaps the most fierce!
Apparently, it got put in the Collins English Dictionary, and was something to do with popcorn. Maize balls!
A social internet tendency towards these sort of pictures flew about, each one less amusing than the last:
Next up: I got a Valentine's Card! One that was entirely fitting for a classy bird such as myself...
Then, the National Botanic Garden of Wales tried to stop me writing rude poems by making me their first ever Poet in Residence. I think it worked!
The end of the world then showed up. It threatened to out-do the Great Asteroid of 1998 with its mega-awesomeness!!
Also, that if I could have a dinner party with any three people, dead or alive, it would be Justin Bieber, Chris Brown, and Piers Morgan. All dead.
That was my shit year in pictures! Let's hope that 2013 isn't as crap!!!!!!!!